February 9, 2004

	Dr. Riedi, Stat 600


"How To Give a Bad Talk:  The Ten Commandments"

	after David A. Patterson

   1. Thou shalt not be neat

   2. Thou shalt not waste space

   3. Thou shalt not covet brevity

   4. Thou shalt animate to the limit

   5. Thou shalt not write large

   6. Thou shalt not use color

   7. Thou shalt not illustrate

   8. Thou shalt not make eye contact

   9. Thou shalt not skip slides in a long talk

  10. Thou shalt not practice